The Snap Count Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Dowdle gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
83%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dowdle's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.