The Phantom Flag Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Patterson. Patterson does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Patterson kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
81%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Patterson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.