The Upright Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Patterson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
82%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Patterson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.