The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Patterson. Patterson does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
75%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Patterson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.