The Mystery Tweak Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Patterson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Patterson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.