The Late Scratch Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Patterson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
83%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Patterson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.