The Phantom Flag Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Ref: "Number Patterson, that's a flag." Patterson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Patterson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Patterson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.