The Mystery Tweak Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Patterson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
82%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Patterson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.