The Wind Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Patterson trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Patterson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Patterson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.