The Phantom Flag Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Patterson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Patterson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.