The Hamstring Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Patterson trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Patterson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Patterson, Patterson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.