The Wide Left Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Patterson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
80%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Patterson, Patterson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.