The Wind Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Patterson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Patterson, Patterson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.