The Phantom Flag Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Patterson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
89%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Patterson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.