The Upright Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Ref: "Number Patterson, that's a flag." Patterson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Patterson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Patterson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.