The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Fitzgerald trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
78%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Fitzgerald drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.