The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Fitzgerald is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Fitzgerald. Fitzgerald does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
90%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fitzgerald's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.