The Doink Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- The broadcast shows Fitzgerald on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
75%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fitzgerald's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.