The Hamstring Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A mysterious flag erases Fitzgerald's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fitzgerald's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.