The Wind Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- The broadcast shows Fitzgerald on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Fitzgerald sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fitzgerald's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.