The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Fitzgerald warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
84%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fitzgerald drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.