The Phantom Flag Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Fitzgerald gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Fitzgerald's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.