The Wide Left Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Fitzgerald will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
73%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Fitzgerald scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.