The Late Scratch Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Ref: "Number Fitzgerald, that's a flag." Fitzgerald: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Fitzgerald warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
90%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fitzgerald, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.