The Snap Count Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Fitzgerald. Fitzgerald does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
- Fitzgerald will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
81%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fitzgerald drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.