The Doink Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Fitzgerald. Fitzgerald does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Fitzgerald is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Fitzgerald will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fitzgerald, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.