The Late Scratch Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Ref: "Number Fitzgerald, that's a flag." Fitzgerald: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Fitzgerald will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fitzgerald's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.