The Shank Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Fitzgerald is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Fitzgerald sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
77%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fitzgerald, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.