The Wind Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Fitzgerald hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
78%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fitzgerald, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.