The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Fitzgerald gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
80%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Fitzgerald, Fitzgerald, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.