The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Fitzgerald gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fitzgerald's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.