The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Fitzgerald attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
80%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fitzgerald, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.