The Shank Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“A mysterious flag erases Fitzgerald's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Fitzgerald scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
80%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fitzgerald's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.