The Hamstring Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Fitzgerald gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fitzgerald's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.