The Hamstring Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Fitzgerald's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
86%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fitzgerald's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.