The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- The broadcast shows Fitzgerald on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Fitzgerald is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
87%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fitzgerald's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.