The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Fitzgerald's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
88%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Fitzgerald, Fitzgerald, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.