The Late Scratch Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Fitzgerald is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Fitzgerald gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
84%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Fitzgerald scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.