The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Fitzgerald is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fitzgerald, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.