The Doink Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Fitzgerald trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Fitzgerald gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
87%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fitzgerald's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.