The Snap Count Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- The broadcast shows Fitzgerald on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fitzgerald drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.