The Wide Left Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Fitzgerald is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Fitzgerald will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
87%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fitzgerald, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.