The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Fitzgerald's stadium. Only over Fitzgerald.
- Fitzgerald gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
81%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Fitzgerald, Fitzgerald, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.