The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Fitzgerald will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
90%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fitzgerald's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.