The Shank Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“The broadcast shows Fitzgerald on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Fitzgerald scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
76%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Fitzgerald drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.