The Doink Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Fitzgerald gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Fitzgerald scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.