The Wide Left Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Fitzgerald's stadium. Only over Fitzgerald.
- Ref: "Number Fitzgerald, that's a flag." Fitzgerald: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
86%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Fitzgerald's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.