The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Fitzgerald. Fitzgerald does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Fitzgerald's stadium. Only over Fitzgerald.
87%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fitzgerald, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.