The Wind Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Fitzgerald. Fitzgerald does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Fitzgerald will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
91%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fitzgerald's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.