The Shank Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- The broadcast shows Fitzgerald on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Fitzgerald goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
89%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fitzgerald drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.